| Lois assures Clark that she is
thinking about his proposal, but her actions demonstrate
that she is quite anxious about it. Perry encourages her
to not use work to avoid dealing with her personal
life. Lois has written an exposé about Spencer
Spencer, a new-age Hugh Hefner. In reality, Spencer
Spencer is a head sticking out of a box who has people
erfecting a body transplant because his is deformed. He
wants to get Lois and Clark to a deserted island in order
to lure Superman, whose body he wants to attach his head
to. Perry
wants to send Lois and Clark to a tropical paradise to
write a travel piece and get away. Lois is
hesitant. Meanwhile, Clark, as Superman, brings Lois
gifts from all over the world. Lois tells him that she
wants him to be like a normal guy. She bets that he can't
give up Superman if they go on the trip, and he bets that
she can't give up her work. Lois and Clark arrive
at the island to discover that there is no resort.
Spencer Spencer, who has set the whole thing up, watches
their every move and attempts to kill them, only to be
foiled by Clark, using his superpowers on the sly. Lois,
meanwhile, is having problems dealing with their rough
conditions.
While lying beside a fire, Lois
and Clark have a heart-to-heart talk, and Clark tells her
that the two of them together are stronger than he is
alone. As they embrace, Spencer Spencer captures them and
puts them in separate cells. Lois encourages Clark to be
Superman, but he wants to be more cautious. The guards
take Lois up to Spencer Spencer who ties her up and
points crossbows at her. When Clark discovers it's
Superman he wants, he tells Spencer Spencer that he is
Superman. By using kryptonite, Clark's skin becomes
like a normal person's so that the head transplant can be
accomplished. But, before that can occur, Lois steals the
kryptonite, and Clark uses his powers to escape. He
freezes Spencer Spencer and his crew, but they are
shattered into pieces by gunfire from some of the
guards. Clark and Lois fly home.
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| 1. Lois: I'm not working too
hard. Can I go back to work?
2. Lois: And Clark asked me to marry him.
Perry: Lois, don't you think you oughtta try dating
first?
3. Perry: Hey, Lois, word to the wise. Honey, there'll
always be another headless corpse, but true love comes
around maybe once.
4. Lois: No, no, no. What we need is a sauna, and a
massage, and some
room service. So why don't you just scoop me up into your
arms and fly us off? Maybe we're near Rio.
Clark: No scooping. No flying.
Lois: You have been scooping and flying on a fairly
regular basis ever since I have known you. And now, now
that we are surrounded by crazed insects and murderous
plants, now, you think would be a bad time.
Clark: Lois, you challenged me to let the world get along
without me for a weekend. Me and the world, we seem to be
doing just fine. You, on the other hand, are a wreck.
5. Lois: I can't believe I was complaining about
Camembert from France. It's like those words came from a
different woman, a clean woman, a dope.
6. Lois: Your parents made marriage look fun. Mine made
it look like a root canal.
7. Clark: I don't know how I feel about you. There is no
one way. I feel so many things, and all at once: happy,
kinda scared too, excited, calm, lost, found. I feel safe
in a way that I've never known but in danger too. This
thing between us, whatever it is, it's stronger than me.
Being with you is stronger than me alone.
8. Lois: Do you have rules for everything, because that
would be good for me to know. I'd really like to think
twice about marrying somebody with that kind of
compulsive personality.
Clark: Being impulsive can be more trouble, as you of all
people should really understand by now.
9. Spencer Spencer: You know, I was gonna kill you for
all that crap you
wrote about me, but then I thought you might prefer an
exciting career opportunity.
Lois: What do you mean?
Spencer Spencer: You can be my sex slave.
Lois: Kill me.
10. Clark: Well, you figured me out, I'm not Superman.
Lois: He's not Superman.
Clark: A passing resemblance maybe.
Lois: It's a thing he does at parties.
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