| 1. Clark/Ricky: Lois, I think
you got some splainin' to do.
2. Lois/Lucy: Me superwife!
3. Lois/Lucy: Oh, Clarkie, well, I can splain why they
sploded.
4. Lois: Maybe it's Bad Brain. Can I go?
Clark: No.
Lois: Oh, come on, Clark, why do we go through this? We
both know that I'm gonna go.
Clark: Then why do you ask?
Lois: I'm trying to be nice.
5. Lois/Miss Goodbottom: Let me take care of this. I know
how to handle
him. I'll give him a migraine. Who does he think he is
busting out of prison making our lives miserable?
Clark/James Bond: In future years, when I've gone on to a
series of
successful sequels and you've gone on to relative
obscurity, please remember that, at this moment, I was
only thinking of you.
Lois/Miss Goodbottom: Clark!
Clark/James Bond: The name is Man, Superman.
6. Lois: I don't know if I suspect them because they're
suspects or because they make me wanna barf.
7. Perry/Friday: Let me tell you something, Mr. Kent,
your wife may have
been the one to go psycho . . .
Jimmy/Gannon: . . . trash the supermarket . . .
Perry/Friday: . . . throw over all the vegetable bins . .
.
Jimmy/Gannon: . . . melt the entire freezer section.
Perry/Friday: But you drove her to it. You're just as
guilty.
Clark: G...g...guilty of what?
Jimmy/Gannon: Indifference.
Perry/Friday: Preoccupation with other things.
Jimmy/Gannon: No emotional support.
Perry/Friday: No time for bedtime stories.
Jimmy/Gannon: And don't give me another
saving-the-Hoover-dam alibi
cause I've heard it all before.
8. Lois: What do I know? These glasses fooled me for two
years. Oh boy, what a dope!
9. Martha: Oh, listen to us. You'd think it was our
problem. I'm sure you guys are working this stuff out if
you're talking about marriage. Oh, I forgot.
You're not . . . talking about it.
10. Perry: Where's your bulletproof vest?
Lois: Dry cleaners. Let me wear that tie. Bullets'll run
screaming.
Perry: It's a gift.
11. Amber Lake: You're the honey, honey. Superman's the
bee.
12. Lois: Don't do it.
Superman: It's the only way to keep you alive.
Lois: Would you stop. The world needs you.
Superman: And I need you.
* * *
Lois: You'll be trapped, caged.
Superman: I'll be with you.
13. Lois: You gave up everything in your life for me.
Superman: Without you it wouldn't have been a life.
14. Lois: I guess you think of me as more than a hood
ornament?
Superman: I don't even own a car.
15. Lois: Ever since we met . . . actually, ever since I
took the time to listen, something about you always made
sense to me. Even when a huge
part of you didn't make any sense, there was a part deep
down that did. That's the part that touches me. Just
makes sense out of life.
16. Superman: That's what you and I together are all
about -- taking a
chance.
17. Lois: So, I'll go on three. You know, one, two, umph.
Superman: Okay.
Lois: I'm not going to say three.
Superman: Lois!
18. Perry: Yeah, well, just remember there's no perfect
sunsets. There's a little crack in every cloud, but
that's what gives you your silver lining.
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