"Mama told me not to come"
| Though Superman tended to thwart Lois' every attempt to
get him to the altar, there were the rare
occasions where Superman seemed willing. However, that was merely
a cue for the event to end as disastrously as possible.
Since astute readers knew that a wedding was always unlikely, the true draw of such issues became one of curiosity as to how Superman would, yet again, keep that gold band off his finger. This was a tradition that crossed over into several comic books beyond the Lois Lane titles and included the Superman books, Superman Family and the Earth II continuity. |
"My mama done tol' me"
| Of course even if a wedding took place, there
was always the "be careful what you wish for" aftermath as
this cover illustrates.
Lois, bedecked in a smart yellow suit and matching handbag, chugged along in her bullet-proof bubble car that her thoughtful husband Superman had cobbled together to keep her safe from his enemies when they were out in public together. As if it weren't already bad enough, Lana Lang gave Lois a parting horse laugh to seal the humiliation as Lois quickly discovered the Vulcan truism that having is not so great a thing, after all, as wanting. |
"Mama said there'd be days like this"
| Lastly, there is the ultimate price to pay as the bride
of Superman. However, the cover, perhaps unintentionally, provided a
slightly twisted impression by having Superman state that Lois was killed
on their honeymoon and that it was all his fault. It seemed to conjure
visions of Larry Niven's essay
Man of Steel Woman of Kleenex.
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Lois occasionally got a break ... continued
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